{"id":2675,"date":"2010-10-27T17:35:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T21:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/?p=2675"},"modified":"2010-10-27T19:33:48","modified_gmt":"2010-10-27T23:33:48","slug":"storm-clouds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/?p=2675","title":{"rendered":"STORM CLOUDS &#038; DEMOCRATS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/?attachment_id=2674\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2674\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/storm.jpg\" alt=\"storm\" title=\"storm\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2674\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nthis was yesterday outside of kouts, on our way to laporte!<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: had to add this, came from a guy i graduated with!!!  i like my title:) too funny<\/p>\n<p> I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER<\/p>\n<p>I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to live forever,&#8221; I said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Sorry&#8221; said the fairy, &#8220;I&#8217;m not allowed to grant wishes like that!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Fine,&#8221; I said, &#8220;Then I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You crafty bastard,&#8221; said the fairy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this was yesterday outside of kouts, on our way to laporte! EDIT: had to add this, came from a guy i graduated with!!! i like my title:) too funny I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish. &#8220;I want to live forever,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Sorry&#8221; said the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2675"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2682,"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions\/2682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}