this was yesterday outside of kouts, on our way to laporte!
EDIT: had to add this, came from a guy i graduated with!!! i like my title:) too funny
I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “Then I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.